In the biblical sense......Adam was before Eve.....right?

* I know...I know...you're thinking..."Why's this atheist talking about the bible"?*

I was brought up in a religious household (for those who don't realize this........I've read the bible!).......and I figure that since we have Christmas Eve.......I'm gonna go so far as to back it up a bit and celebrate Christmas Adam!

LOL..........ok....wait and shaddup and listen! I know "eve" means the evening before.......but I rarely get Christmas eve off......and since the day before is my last day of work till the 30th.....I am celebrating Christmas Adam too!

This'll be the day that......when I get home from work I'll strip naked and take off all old nail polish and shave pertinent places on my bod and slather lotion all over me and give myself a manicure and pedicure and soak in the tub till the water gets chilly and read that part of the book I haven't been able to get to and dress casually and order out for dinner and.....well....just plain all around pamper ME for a change.....instead of neglecting it all in lieu of all my everyday chores!

So......I was wondering..........

Does anyone else want to celebrate Christmas Adam? And....if so.......what will you do for you?

*ahem*

Lilith was before Eve too so I would suggest you celebrate Christmas Lilith too.

I will celebrate Christmas Adam too. I could use a good night of personal pampering. I may even indulge in some sappy movie.

Now as for the Christmas Lilith celebration. On that evening everyone should wear something leather, drink mudslides, and give or receive blowjobs (Lilith is responsible for nocturnal emmisions, swallows men's seed and births her demon spawn), and make eye contact and smile warmly at children til they smile back, especially ones that no-one else would or does.

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christmas lilith huh? sign me up...

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Oh yeah! I'll be celebrating with you.:lust: I assume that all -----^ means you'll be setting up your web cam that day, right?




Weren't you guarding the tree by then?

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OK.....so here's what we got so far........

December 22 is Christmas Lilith..........the day when we don ourselves in leather and give or receive blow-jobs! Go grin at a kid....and make eye contact till someone thinks you are leering too damn much......(LOL! JK!)

December 23rd is Christmas Adam (or Christmas Lixy if you must use a term to relate *blink, blink*)............the day where we find all our toys (either battery operated or not) and jump inna tub and......oh wait.....that's another holiday altogether........

Ahem......I meant........the day where we pamper ourselves and get a hot bath and.........oh wait again.......*see above*.......

LOL! Anyone have anything else to add?

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PF...funny hunny love?????

Web cam? Moi?

You must have me mistaken for another curvy, pervy, Pixie chick!

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lixy my dear sexy lixy - if you need some extra company for the tub and would prefer the real thing to toys - do let me know

in the holiday spirit and all, I would want to make sure you are as happy, pampered and spoiled as you need to be

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NOTE TO SELF: Add that musicman to the new traditions in the making!!!!

Does that mean there really isn't going to be a celebration? No web-cam????

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*singing*

"If ya can't be...with the one you love, honey....love the one you're with*

Whaddaya mean "NO" celebration? Don't you know me better than that by now?

:lust: "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus." :lust:

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Lixy....I'd be honoured to be a part of your traditions....especilly the hot n sexy ones :heart:

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Lilith,

So, how are the kids these days? Or should I say teenagers?

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I guess, being one of the older Pixies, I'll just have to make the rounds ... Lilith's then Lixy's. Wow! This is sounding G-R-R-R-R-E-A-T!!!!!!!

Tong the T ... eat your heart out!