submitted by geckogekko

Six German women in their mid-30s who promise to be the life and soul of the party have sold themselves in an internet auction for nearly £17,000.

The friends advertised themselves on the ebay website offering to breathe new life into parties by turning up with a crate of beer and staying, reports the Gulf Daily News.

"Not enough to drink? Want some new faces? Too many men? Empty dancefloor? Party always over by 11pm? Always the same old dull couples?" they asked.

"Then get into a real party mood with our six pack. We will personally bring the crate round. And the best thing is, we'll stay and party too."

The women - Nicole, Locki, Andrea, Steffi, Kerstin and Christine - are aged from 30 to 36 and mostly blonde.

Four other women in their mid-20s are now offering themselves for sale as party guests too, claiming to be a "cellulite-free alternative to the over-30s".

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Pretty sad, methinks.

Lilith,

It has taken me a while, but I have finally accepted that ebay does have a valued place in society.

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You've got to admit that was an enterprising idea, just sorry Germany is so far away.

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