We men have an nack for naming our own "Wee Willey"--so in polite or not so polite company what nick name have you named yours?


In my case Trouser Howitizer is the pet name I use

Woody ~ I know, not very creative.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I call them 'my girls'

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Mein Schwanz...

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

my ex used to call my bits "gravy" ... cuz that was his favorite place to smother his sausage

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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu


I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche

ROFLMFAO!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

precious..... LOL

I call mine the twins and my husband has referred to his as Stanley (the power drill). lol

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

OMG for now on I am gonna call him that

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Shorty

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

... my member or just my dick

Kilamanjaro

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

Tis MsEvilKitty

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Happiness is Bunny Shaped

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