11-01-2003, 08:37 PM
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Sexual Harrassment
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Ontario.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn.
The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and continues to read her book.
Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says,
" Good morning, Ma ' am. What are you doing? "
" Reading a book, " she replies, (thinking " isn 't it obvious? " )
" You ' re in a restricted fishing area, " he informs her.
" I ' m sorry officer, but I ' m not fishing, I ' m reading."
" Yes, but you have all the equipment. I 'll have to take
you in and write you up. "
" If you do that, I ' ll have to charge you with sexual
assault, " says the woman.
" But I haven ' t even touched you, " says the officer. "
" That ' s true, but you have all the equipment. "
The Officer says, " Have a nice day " ..
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It' s likely she can also think.
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11-01-2003, 08:43 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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LMFAO....i read a lot too 
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11-01-2003, 08:44 PM
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Irish,
Good one!
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11-01-2003, 08:58 PM
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I got that one from my uncle,too.At least I got one copied
right! Irish
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11-04-2003, 06:16 AM
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Just wondering how your uncle got a hold of my story Irish! 
That cop did have all the equipement!!!! LOL
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11-05-2003, 06:33 PM
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 Very Good My Friend.
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11-06-2003, 10:41 AM
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ROFLMAO luv that
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11-06-2003, 11:16 AM
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Lovediva,
Irish's uncle WAS the cop!
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