The other night, I was joking around with my sweetie while she was playing around with my ass and she suggested using a carrot. Not sure if she thought I would say yes, but I did and she went to the kitchen to get one.

I've never had anything bigger than a finger up my ass before, so the carrot was a new experience. I was on all fours while she reamed me with it so i could jerk off at the same time.

It was a bit painful, but still pleasureable at the same time. Obviously it was feeling pretty good though, because I shot a huge load of cum after about two minutes.

So has anyone else - male or female - ever used a food object to pleasure themselves? I don't think I'd ever try a cucumber, but I would be up for another carrot.