Some food for thought...



Subject: Taxes



> > >> >Accounts Receivable Tax
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> > >> >Building Permit Tax
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> > >> >Capital Gains Tax
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> > >> >CDL license Tax
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> > >> >Cigarette Tax
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> > >> >Corporate Income Tax
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> > >> >Court Fines (indirect taxes)
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> > >> >Dog License Tax
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> > >> >Federal Income Tax
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> > >> >Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
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> > >> >Fishing License Tax
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> > >> >Food License Tax
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> > >> >Fuel permit tax
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> > >> >Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
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> > >> >Hunting License Tax
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> > >> >Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money)
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> > >> >Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of
> > >> tax)
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> > >> >IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
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> > >> >Liquor Tax
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> > >> >Local Income Tax
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> > >> >Luxury Taxes
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> > >> >Marriage License Tax
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> > >> >Medicare Tax
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> > >> >Property Tax
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> > >> >Real Estate Tax
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> > >> >Septic Permit Tax
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> > >> >Service Charge Taxes
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> > >> >Social Security Tax
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> > >> >Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)
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> > >> >Sales Taxes
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> > >> >Recreational Vehicle Tax
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> > >> >Road Toll Booth Taxes
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> > >> >School Tax
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> > >> >State Income Tax
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> > >> >State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
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> > >> >Telephone federal excise tax
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> > >> >Telephone federal universal service fee tax
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> > >> >Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
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> > >> >Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
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> > >> >Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
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> > >> >Telephone state and local tax
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> > >> >Telephone usage charge tax
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> > >> >Toll Bridge Taxes
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> > >> >Toll Tunnel Taxes
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> > >> >Traffic Fines (indirect taxation)
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> > >> >Trailer registration tax
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> > >> >Utility Taxes
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> > >> >Vehicle License Registration Tax
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> > >> >Vehicle Sales Tax
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> > >> >Watercraft registration Tax
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> > >> >Well Permit Tax
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> > >> >Workers Compensation Tax
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> > >> >COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100
> > >> >years ago and our nation was the most prosperous
> > >> >in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had
> > >> the
> > >> >largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed
> > >> >home to raise the kids.
> > >> >
> > >> >What happened?

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Wanna go and dump some tea into the harbor? LOL, I know it is a very dated suggestion, but you are absolutely correct!!! Tax this, tax that... Cobalt says the next thing they are gonna tax is sex.....

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

What happened was greedy, stupid government people that say they are for the people untill they get elected. Then they are for who ever pads there pocket the most!
Make you work so you can pay taxes, then tax you cause you work, tax you when you buy something, tax you when you dispose of something, tax you when someone gives you something, taxes you when you die.

I need more money, I need to find a way to tax the government!!!!!!!!

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

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The taxes,are bad enough,but get this.My daughters & their kids
were just visiting.I had thought that my youngest daughters apartment was in Dover NH.Come to find out,it's just over the town line,in Rollinsford.She went to the Dover library to get a library card so that she could get books for my Grandkids.Her
youngest son is Autistic,so the books would benifit him!I was
amazed!A non-resident library card is $80.As it is,she barely makes ends meet,with special food,special schooling,special after-
school care,etc.It never ends.Her boyfriend,is a Lt.on the Dover
Police.Just to take off for the day,on his motorcycle,she has to
make special arraingments!Now another $80. Irish
P.S.Free country,my ass!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

You pack of cynics!!

Your government is there to help and guard you and sometimes

that means that they have to put their hands in your pockets.


Sorry, I knew I couldn't keep a straight face..

Our leeches, oops, sorry, government, take it in fewer but bigger

chunks. Just between income and sales tax I lose about 45c in the

dollar.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I propose a 10% tax on all pervin done on the pixie website in order to better serve my best interest.All future taxes must be sent to lakritze c/o The People's Republic of Santa Monica,California.The 10% is subject to periodic reviews and increases as I see fit.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

I'd throw something in the Boston Harbor, but I'd hate to waste good tea. Plus, there'd probably be new taxes to fund the clean up.

Tax not what your country can do for you Tax what you can your country tax of yours

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

So sorry but dumping tea in the harbor is now considered to be hazardous to the fish. The caffene will make them jittery.

Instead of a tax there will be a fine.

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Did you know that as a direct result of the tax on tea in the 1700's we became a nation of jittery ccccooofffeee dddrrr iiiinnnnkkkkers? Something to ponder while ordering your next Latte.heh heh

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller