According to the information I have gathered from recent quizes I am a bitch who is none too bright and gonna die really early but I'm pervertedly funny and well at least that is something

Anybody else got anything I should know??????????????????





Psychic Burrito

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Too weird!

Your Burrito
Your Order:
vegetarian
nocheese
tomato
lettuce
guacamole
onion
fire
Price = $3.74

Your Burrito and You
You show an ability to bring balance and fullness to all things, including the toppings of your burrito.
Your wide-ranging selection of toppings demonstrates an admirable familiarity with Burrito culture.

Your Burrito Fortune for Today (Friday, September 12, 2003 )

Today is an outstanding day to have a burrito.

Your Order:
chicken
cotija
tomato
lettuce
cilantro
guacamole
sourcream
fire
Price = $4.24


Your Burrito and You
You feel a deep conflict -- between the authenticity of classic burrito fillings and the conformity of more popular, Americanized choices.
You show an ability to bring balance and fullness to all things, including the toppings of your burrito.
Your wide-ranging selection of toppings demonstrates an admirable familiarity with Burrito culture.

Your Burrito Fortune for Today (Friday, September 12, 2003 )
Today is an outstanding day to have a burrito.

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Your Burrito
Your Order:
chicken
jack
tomato
lettuce
cilantro
lemon
guacamole
sourcream
onion
salsa verde
Price = $4.24


Your Burrito and You
You feel a deep conflict -- between the authenticity of classic burrito fillings and the conformity of more popular, Americanized choices.
You show an ability to bring balance and fullness to all things, including the toppings of your burrito.
Your wide-ranging selection of toppings demonstrates an admirable familiarity with Burrito culture.
The subtleties of life's many flavors fascinate you.
Your Burrito Fortune for Today (Friday, September 12, 2003 )
Today is an outstanding day to have a burrito.

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Happiness is Bunny Shaped

My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

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Your Order:
carne asada
jack
tomato
lettuce
cilantro
guacamole
sourcream
onion
fire
Price = $4.74


Your Burrito and You
You feel a deep conflict -- between the authenticity of classic burrito fillings and the conformity of more popular, Americanized choices.
You are able to strike a balance, as shown here by your pairing of a relatively dry meat with sour cream.
Your wide-ranging selection of toppings demonstrates an admirable familiarity with Burrito culture.
Your Burrito Fortune for Today (Friday, September 12, 2003 )
Today is an outstanding day to have a burrito.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Your Burrito
Your Order:
rice and beans
jack
lettuce
nosalsa
Price = $2.74


Your Burrito and You
Hmm, you appear to be something of a burrito newcomer. Or perhaps you haven't allowed yourself to explore.
The way you have topped a rice & bean burrito shows that you are able to live comfortably on a modest budget.
Allow yourself a few toppings. It's OK to let go and enjoy a burrito.
You have great fear of risk -- you have avoided all strong flavors.
Your Burrito Fortune for Today (Friday, September 12, 2003 )
Today is an outstanding day to have a burrito.

My Burrito, my order:

chicken
jack
tomato
lettuce
sourcream
onion
salsa verde
Price = $3.74


Your Burrito and You
Hmm, you appear to be something of a burrito newcomer. Or perhaps you haven't allowed yourself to explore.

You show an ability to bring balance and fullness to all things, including the toppings of your burrito.

Your wide-ranging selection of toppings demonstrates an admirable familiarity with Burrito culture.

Your Burrito Fortune for Today (Friday, September 12, 2003 )
Today is an outstanding day to have a burrito.

Your Burrito
Your Order:
carnitas
cotija
lettuce
cilantro
guacamole
sourcream
onion
picadillo
Price = $3.99


Your Burrito and You
Hmm, very impressive. You obviously have long experience with burritos.
You are able to strike a balance, as shown here by your pairing of a relatively dry meat with sour cream.
Your wide-ranging selection of toppings demonstrates an admirable familiarity with Burrito culture.
Your Burrito Fortune for Today (Friday, September 12, 2003 )
Today is an outstanding day to have a burrito.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Your Order:
chicken
cheddar
tomato
lettuce
cilantro
guacamole
sourcream
firePrice = $4.24Your Burrito and You


You feel a deep conflict -- between the authenticity of classic burrito fillings and the conformity of more popular, Americanized choices.
You show an ability to bring balance and fullness to all things, including the toppings of your burrito.
Your wide-ranging selection of toppings demonstrates an admirable familiarity with Burrito culture. Your Burrito Fortune for Today (Saturday, September 13, 2003 )


Today is a critical day to have a burrito -- there will be grave consequences if you don't have one.

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Communication is the key.

<~~~~ runs out to get BlueSwede a burrito...Can't have something bad happening just for lack of burrito consumption!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

OK OK what is a burrito? Thought it was a type of donkey

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

burro



one makes you fart

and one pulls a cart






















damn I'm a poet
and didn't know it

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Your Burrito
Your Order:
chicken
jack
tomato
lettuce
guacamole
sourcream
onion
salsa verde
Price = $4.24


Your Burrito and You
Hmm, you appear to be something of a burrito newcomer. Or perhaps you haven't allowed yourself to explore.
You show an ability to bring balance and fullness to all things, including the toppings of your burrito.
Your wide-ranging selection of toppings demonstrates an admirable familiarity with Burrito culture.

Your Burrito Fortune for Today (Sunday, September 14, 2003 )
Today is a very good day to have a burrito.

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present