I am not sure when National Condom Week is... I am not even sure IF there IS a national condom week..... but if there is...

List Of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Avoid the infection, protect your erection.
You don't want chlamydia, cover it before it's in to ya.
Make sure there's no child when you get wild.
Cover that sucker before you fuck her.

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Aunty Lil gives her Good Fuck Keeping seal of approval! I love those!

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If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey


ROFLMFAO




...should we do some slogans for dental dams too???

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

CondoMints tm

The NEW flavored birth control device!

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seriousfun

1.If you want inside her butt,put a condom on,you nut... 2.If you want to go up inside, wear a rubber,Clyde....3.If your object is to heat her,Put one on your peter...4.If you want to fuck Milami,put a hefty bag on your salami.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

If it's her you want to go in, be sure to wear your Trojan.

Sammy Safe-Sex sez... "put it on before you poke it in"

LMAO..... clever, clever.....

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.