
08-05-2003, 01:41 PM
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Man demands refund after penis enhancement surgery fails
A German who borrowed £5,000 from his mother for a penis extension is demanding a refund after it ended up shorter and deformed.
Walter Schmidt, 26, said: "Its shaped like a triangle now after one of the implants slipped down the bottom.
"It's thick at the bottom and pointed at the top - and every time I put a condom on it falls off."
The Munich man's ordeal started last autumn when he decided to have three eight centimetre implants inserted into his penis.
He was sent home with a drip to collect fluid, but was in such pain after three days that he went back to the hospital, where doctors discovered the wound had been infected.
He was in hospital for two more weeks and off work for six, and said that since then he's been in constant pain and has to walk with a limp.
Mr Schmidt, who says his penis is now two centimetres shorter, is demanding a refund.
He said: "I still owe my mum £4,000 of the £5,000 I borrowed and I want a refund so I can pay her back."
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