Four Married Guys Go Golfing

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.

" Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to golf when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Golfing or sex?" She said, "Wear a sweater."

Oh geezzzzzzzzzzz! I can't imagine that happening in my house! Come to think of it.....he don't even golf! LOL!

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So, LixyChick, working with power tools, or sex?

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LOL, gekkogecko.

LMFAO@gekkogecko!

I can't imagine hubby turning over and asking, "Golfing or Sex?........and me saying to take a sweater! I'd grab him by his pull toy and reel him close!

***(little pun there on his wanting to go fresh water fishing early in the morning)

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

At least with Golf, you only have to LOOK the part

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Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

Since I already know what the answer would be...I'd just get up and grab my sweater. *sigh*