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Light bulbs
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
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Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean the ladder.
BAHAHahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *snort snort snort*
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07-23-2003, 08:09 PM
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How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.
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07-23-2003, 08:11 PM
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*shakes head in shame* 
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07-23-2003, 08:14 PM
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*giggles*
too funny
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07-23-2003, 08:23 PM
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Here's one for Lilith........
One.
How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
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07-23-2003, 08:33 PM
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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.
One to assure us that EVERY THING is under complete control and being handled by the experts at this very minute 
While the other one screws it into the faucet. 
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07-23-2003, 08:44 PM
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BAHAHAhahahaaaaaaaaa!!
Durn. Yers wuz better'n mine. LOL
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07-23-2003, 08:49 PM
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I think you may have started a LOOOOOOOOOONG lived thread here Randy. We should see a lot of good material posted here.
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07-23-2003, 09:29 PM
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Well I know I could go on forever..........you better hope I run out of light bulb jokes!
How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure. 
(I LOVE the eye rolling!)
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07-23-2003, 09:41 PM
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How many methodists..
does it take to change a light bulb?
We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a light bulb however, if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship to your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way,long-lived, and tinted; all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence through Jesus Christ.
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07-23-2003, 09:47 PM
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LMAO
see Randy  I told you this would be a gold mine of good material.
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07-23-2003, 10:11 PM
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Leos
Being a Leo myself, I can appreciate this one:
How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: He holds the bulb, and the world spins around him.
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07-23-2003, 10:14 PM
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OK. Now I want the other 11.
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07-23-2003, 10:21 PM
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You had to ask, PF
How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.
How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb ...
How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?
How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A whole bunch: You can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.
How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Huh? The light's out?
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07-23-2003, 10:24 PM
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LMAO Nubian
Here is one for you PF..
Definition of: How many (name of group of people/persons) does it take to change a light bulb ?
Answer: (A finite positive integer F) One to change the bulb, and the rest to (behave in a manner stereotypical of their group) or (say something stereotypical of their group in certain situations)
Note: If F<2 then the joke can still be extremely funny, but you will probably need to choose a different generating formula. Where F=0, particular cleverness is required.
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