I got this in an e-mail and thought I would pass it on. I wonder how many points I can raise my IQ over a three day weekend!!!!


A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

LMAO!!!


Good excuse for another beer then!!


Slainte!

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Starting on a six pack

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Whoop whoop!

Here's to Darwin!

woweeeeeee good news good news!!!

Cheers everyone...slurps

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )