Ok this is serious people.

Last weekend I went to my friend's house for a B.B.Q party. There was one Chinese guy just came from China a few months ago with his wife. He is now living in Toronto, Canada with his wife. He just got a Canadian driver licence, so now he has permission to drive. So he just brought a car, then he drove himself with his wife to the USA. When he was in US, he saw a pop weed tool that people use to pop with that. I don't know how to call that tool people use to pop weed, coz I don't pop weed. But anyway you got that right? so he saw that tool in the store, he thought that was pretty to buy and hang it under his neck like a neckless. I don't know if he knew that was for pop weed or not. But anyway he thought that looks very nice to hang on your neck just to look nice u know. So he brought one and hang around his neck. ON the way he drove home from US to Canada, at the border between Canada and US, the US officer stop him because he was hanging that pop weed tool on his neck. The officer thought he might have some weed in his pocket or some where in his body. so the US officer pull him to the room and ask him to take off his pants. This is really embrassing. So the officer stick his finger with some lubricate into this Chinese guys's A$$ hole. Coz he was trying to see if this Chinese guy was hiding some weed inside the A$$ hole. OH my god! when he told me and the rest of our friends, we was laughing like crazy, we were saying like this to him,"so did you feel good when the officer stick his finger and fingering your as$ hole? did you get a A-spot Orgasm?" he was laughing, he said, "hey I am not gay, and i was scared to dead because the officer ask me into the room and check me out, i didn't do anything wrong" after that he realize that was a mistake and he was feeling so embrassing coz of the officer stick his finger into his a$$. he said if that was a sexy pretty girl, then he doesn't mind at all. oh my god! he laught like crazy. I just couldn't belive this.

now this new friend of mind learned his lession. Not to buy anything that looks cute and hang on his body unless he knew what that is. coz in case of any officer will fingering him again. :heart:

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LOL!

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so how do you call those tool they use to pop weed??

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

Not sure what you mean by 'pop weed'. There are roach clips, pipes, bongs . . . can't see any of those pieces of paraphenalia looking cool around someone's neck.

Agree with ya steph, not too mention that in my state they arrest you just for having paraphenalia

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I think it was one of those one hitter type bullet thingies.

I'm thinking maybe a roachclip.... but I don't know for sure.

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