Having an interesting day.....
I just took a sip of coke (don't drink it often so I guess that's why this struck me) and then before I could swallow I heard a funny noise in my house. So I held very very still, didn't even swallow. Took me a good 30 seconds to realize it was the carbonation bubbles echoing in my empty cavernous head

Have you ever had a weird/moronic revelation?

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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I know you were Happy about Miami Losing ............. You must have still had GAME DAY rolling around the Pretty little head.


My congested breathing has played a number of tricks on me. (during the allergy season)

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Funny you ask...I had one this morning.

I walked downstairs and said out loud (to no one, by the way) "Is someone cooking something? It smells great down here!" then proceeded to make breakfast for the kids (who barely ate it) and then kissed them all on the head and came to work.

Two hours later I remembered that yesterday morning I started cooking a huge batch of Indian Pudding in the crock pot! I spend the next frantic half hour calling the house to tell anyone that could hear my voice "TURN OFF THE CROCKPOT!"

Jees, what a dumbass...standing there sipping coffee saying to myself "Damn, that smells good" ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

LOL!!!!!WildIrish! Exactly


Q~ you know I was a happy camper

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

(damn,,, he cooks breakfast, knows how to use a crockpot AND he looks good too!)

Was busy around the house.... thought to myself, I need some music.... It was as I reached to turn on the radio I realized it was already on. (have done that in the car to but hate to admit I zone out like that while driving - - I'll warn ya if I ever drive in ur state --LOL)

The other day, I realized that I've spent half of my life dating men named Chris. I decided I need more variety.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Toaster waffles, burnt the Indian Pudding in the crockpot, and I'm not cute.

But thanks for playing! ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.