Where is the most uncomfortable place you have had sex?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Front (only) seat in a 72 El Camino...................Doors Shut. What a trick that was...................

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In my escort when I was 18.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

In a car... front bucket seat....

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Probably his bottom bunkbed in his dorm room...glad it wasn't me on top then

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Lil Truck with a stick shift in the way....and no not his stick

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Happiness is Bunny Shaped

My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

The beach!

Don't let al the romantic movies trick you! It isn't very fun to have sand here and there to begin with.. Even worse in motion I tried using a blanket, no luck.. though there was less sand it was still very uncomfortable.. That sand underneath was not able to move and created hard lumps under the blanket.. not what I call a good time.

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-Deno

Back seat of my Taurus, it was great for Nat, but I was eating her out and me being 6'4", I couldn't fit to great back there.

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Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?--Hunter S. Thompson

Front set of a small pickup.

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

My Pictures

Picture requests

As Promised

On the floor of an empty and dark hotel ballroom





rabbit

The trunk of a Ford sedan (an old LTD I think) while crossing the Mississippi River on a Ferry. My bottom had the words "store tire tool here" impressed on it for about a day, and 'way too many people saw it.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

front seat of my VW Rabbit while in high school...

altho uncomfortable... I can't recall a greater bliss...

bed of a pick up, or a small bathroom floor

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

...in a coat-check closet, at a wedding. I busted a nut all over someone's fur coat.

Also, on the top of a fire truck. (Like in the movie Brackdraft.)
That movie gave us the idea...and it was rather uncomfortable.

~~~robguy

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Live for today, and lick it tonight.

I've had some of the best and some of the most uncomfortable sex on my stairs.

From behind on the stairs is mind blowing, but on my back on the stairs, when Fussy started getting really passionate, nearly put me in hospital! Lol.......I had to tell him to stop in the end so we could change positions.........my back has never hurt so much in my life! Lol

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !