Damn Tractor

Farmer John has three sons. One day his oldest comes to him
and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and
would reall like to get a car.

His father says, "Son, come with me!" He takes him to the
barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "This tractor is
needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."
The boy was not too happy but he under- stood and said, "Ok,
Dad."

A week later his second son, (10 yr. old), approaches him
wanting a new two wheel bike. Well, he gets the same excuse ".....as soon as thetractor is paid for...."


Shortly after that his youngest is bugging him for a tricycle.
Again, 'ol dad gives him the lecture about the tractor
needing to be paid off first.


While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with the
whole thing, sees the rooster mating with one of the hens, and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the hens back,
mumbling to himself.



His dad says, "Son, why would you do something like that?
He didn't do anything to you to deserve that."




The little boy says "Hey, nobody rides anything around
here until that DAMN TRACTOR IS PAID OFF!!!"

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That's wild, I love it! LOL

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