Start a fun thread; heard on the radio this morning....

Why jets are better than women
jets usually kill you quickly ...a woman takes her time.
jets can be turned on by a flick of a switch.....
jets don't get mad if you do a "touch and go"....
jets don't object to a preflight inspection...
jets come with manuals to explain their operation.....
jets have strict weight and balance limits...
jets can be flown any time of the month....
jets don't come with in-laws.....
jets don't care about how many other jets you've flown before....
jets and pilots both arrive at the same time.....
jets don't mind if you look at other jets.....
jetes don't mind if you buy jet magazines...
jets expect to be tied down....
jets don't comment on your piloting skills.....
jets don't whine unless something is really wrong.....

However... when jets go quiet ... just like women... it's usually not good.

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