It was spring in the old west. The
cowboys rode the still snow choked
trails looking for cattle that
Survived the winter.

As one cowboy's horse went around the
narrow trail, it came upon
a rattlesnake warming itself in the
spring sunshine. The horse reared
and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot
the snake.

"Hold on there, partner," said the
snake, "don't shoot- I'm an enchanted
rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot
me, I'll give you any three
wishes you want."

The cowboy decided to take a chance.
He knew he was safely out of the
snake's striking range. He said, "OK,
first, I'd like to have a face like
Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build
like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and
finally, I'd like sexual equipment
like this here horse I'm riding."

The rattlesnake said, "All right,
when you get back to the bunk
house you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around
and galloped at full speed
all the way to the bunk house.
He dismounted on the run and went straight
inside to the mirror.

Staring back at him in the mirror was
the face of Clark Gable. He ripped
the shirt off his back and revealed
bulging, rippling muscles, just like
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Really excited now, he tore down his
jeans, looked at his crotch
and shouted...

"Oh My God... I was riding the MARE!

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.