Enjoy

Not MY mom & dad.... thank GOD!!! LOL

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

My parents never had sex! I come from immaculate conception

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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My grandpa used to tell people that my grandma only put out twice in her lifetime...once for my dad and once for my aunt

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

my parents have had "distractions" (i.e. kids) in the house from 1977-2002 and now they are empty nesters. I shudder to think whats going on in that house these days....

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Glistening moonlight caresses the dewed silk petals of a luscious blood red rose, yearning to be experienced, her sweet lusty fragrance uninhibited and irresistible. ~Donovan~

I'm a parent of 2.... Heaven forbid if I didn't have sex.....

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Don't comment on it, if you haven't tried it.

Well, unless they are twins, being a parent of two implies sex while you are a parent...

one night i was playing nintendo downstairs and i heard the bedposts...and as far as i know the bedposts are normally inanimate objects

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

(hand over my ears) NANANANANA, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BOOGIE WOOGIE LOOGIE, IGIE WIGIE TIGIE, SHANA NA NA NA, OPPSIE TOOSIE TOO!


I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you!


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if you have a teen kid in the house and a videotaper, better be careful )) i KNOW someone (my cousin) who videotaped his parents 'doing it', and posted it on the web to gain access to a site without paying.... Teen kids have ALOT of fantasies, some of them about their parents. [especially if good looking and healthy]. At that particular site (won't name it since it contained some incest stuff wich is illegal) - which [thanks to my cousin ] i could see alot of 'mature sex' thingy... and dunno if because they are more comfortable or another reason, but MOST of them parents were super-hot (all types of sex, incl. anal, some were into light_to_medium bdsm, some were into foodplay [in my opinion the hottest stuff i saw, and all sorts of ... i'd say kinky if it didn't seem so natural... stuff that my gf WAS reluctant in trying])...
why hide around the finger?

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TmS

I'm with SteinFibers on this one.

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Yo ho ho ...

The Captain

I would not want to watch me having sex let alone my parents.

I know what I look like. I hate think of what damage I would do to a young mind....

Now an old perverted mind.... well now we can talk...

I think the site is awesome, though. Too many people think older people don't have sex! The world of sexuality ain't owned by people under 40!

Bravo! Well spoken Steph, although I still shudder at the thought of MY parents having sex, there are no restrictions on the age of fun loving sexual people.

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"-and the all time winner, has got him by the balls" - Jethro Tull