Ok folks imagine the scene:

You've stayed overnight in a hotel somewhere, you check out the following day and are out and about shopping. Suddenly, the horror hits you: you have left your week-old, perfectly proportioned and pretty damned pricey waterproof vibrator behind.

To top it all off, it was a gift from someone special. You know that by the time you go back for it the maid will have already discovered it so you can't just request the key from reception and retrieve it privately.

Do you go back for it (or phone or e-mail the hotel to get them to post it to you) or do you just give it up for lost?

I'm sorry to say that we gave it up for lost. I am devastated, naturally, but what would YOU have done in my position?

And what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever left in a hotel or other public place? I NEED to know....I need the comfort of knowing I'm not the only nympho who's masturbatory habits have been thwarted by my own shyness!

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Stand at the front desk and say in a loud voice "did the maid cleaning room ** take my expensive waterproof masturbation aid"

Damn T-S! If only I'd thought of that!

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You're too much of a lady Loula

I woulda made my hunny bunny ask for it.

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I'm sure you would have babybunny and if he is in love he would have, just like I sometimes have to pick up pads, vagisil, or other items and then try to rush through the check-out. Most women think it is very sweet of me to do this, but really guys unless I want to sleep on the couch I have no choice!

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would just be happy knowing some maid is really really liking her job.........

or

call the hotel and ask which one has had a marked improvement in her demeanor and ask for contact info........

Forget it!!!!!!! Get "someone special" to make a lifelike model casting of his

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Well Lil..........funny you should mention that........


I was gonna post a thread in the advice section to see if anyone could recommend a good site which sells Make-you-own-vibe kits at an not too unreasonable price.

But while we're on the subject . . . . . :P

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How about another option? Write them a letter asking about it. No need to see them in person.

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I don't believe I would want to be the one on the housekeeping staff to check for a stray dildo in room 469. Even if they found it, they probably used the rubber gloves and put it in the waste bin.

There are always other fish in the sea, and other dildoes at the porn shop.

Go shopping with your S/O and put your new one in a safe place... a very safe place

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http://www.adultszone.co.uk/willy.html

T-S -

Thanks. I owe you one.

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OMG..that is too funny!!! That is something I have never done!

My toys travel with me wherever I go..in their own little bag...and that is the first thing I pack when I leave!! And I leave on the top of the suitcase..jsut in case I need my toys on the way home...5 hours in a car is boring..but when you have toys.....Mmmmmm!!


I say forget it..it's probably in the trash by now...(well I would hope so anyway...could you imagine taking a didlo home that you found and using it??? )

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