With all the talk about war in Iraq some enterprsing soul has come up with these bumper stickers! The idea behind it:
self-love=peace. Well, what the hell, I'm all for peace or is it getting a piece, either way, peace out!

10 Favorite Bumper Stickers:
10. War is silly, whack your willy
9. War's no joke, stop and stroke!
8. Pull together for peace
7. I'm going blind for mankind
6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
4. War is out, pound your trout
3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
2. My bush doesn't declare war
1. I cum in peace

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Hmmmmmm.....I think it just had to be said!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

But then there is the point that war breeds sexual tension...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Nothing makes sex more enjoyable than having heard the bullets wiz by.

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Oh Yea! Whizzing bullets ALWAYS get me wet and ready!

You should see how hot I get when the bombs start to drop!

LMAO guys........I think!?

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~Thomas Dewar~

You guys know STO just wants to be able to use the old line," My ships sailing tomorrow and this is the last night before I risk it alll for my country, we should.........."

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Its just really hard to use the 2nd night....some of them der womens hav more of dem smarts dan me

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

STO............you just gotta remember which woman you said it to

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

That's why I use the line... "My ship could sail out at any time... And once I'm gone I might never make it back."
It usually works for about a week...

By the way Lixy... You have a deal! (Bring that ass over here!)

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In memory of my friend skip...
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