I am sitting here watching a Saturday Night Live Christmas Show. ......

Have you ever seen the PBS radio broadcast (on SNL) with Mary Joe, Terry and (special guest Alec Baldwin) Pete Schweaty?

I promise you my friends............I live in that hell!

Mary Joe and Terry and Pete are all sitting around and talking recipes and they are dressed in Christmas sweaters and Pete is asking if they have tried his balls! He calls them "Schweaty Balls" and sells the recipe in his book (who the fuck knows the name of it?)......with a straight face......Mary Joe and Terry say "Oh, I love balls!"

All day, every day.........in Pa. Dutch country........you'll find people who talk and act EXACTLY like this!

Send in the marines!

S.O.S.!!!!!


I can't take this anymore!


Happy Holidays everyone!!!!!................In case they suck me in and put a holiday sweater on me and make me start talking like them!

*Not that I don't like balls.......just not the kind-o-balls they speak of!!!!!!!!*

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Da-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Here comes Skip to save the day....hop and and ride him to safety before its too late!!!

__________________
Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I was watching it too Lixy.........it's a hoot when it is foreign to you I guess..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm just love those BIG Sch-weaty balls LOL

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

skip............I'll ride you to safety.......or anywhere for that matter.........anytime! TY "MY HERO"!!!!!!!

Lilith..........Oh Lilith...........You've no idea the recipes I have in my head from these folks round here! And the kicker????? Some have "balls" in the title! Rip this friggin sweater off me now! LOL!




Oh my Pixie friends.............You are my saving grace!!!

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

So does that mean you don't wanna try my sausage balls?

Or the Chef's Hot Chocolate Salty Balls (put em in your mouth & suck em suck em)

__________________
Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

scotz........Well now......I think I have a ball offer I just CAN'T refuse! I'll definitely try some of those um...... "Salty Balls"! Can I roll them on my tongue too? Mmmmmmmmm! But then I am sure after all that salt.......I'll need something sweet. Got any cream to go with that recipe?

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

if you start to think about putting on a holiday sweater lixy just go out and jump in the snow an do a nake snow angel should take care of the problem

__________________
it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Booger..........Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Oh yeah baby! That did the trick! Oh geezzzzzzzzzz..............I am so not looking forward to the next storm! But TY for a wonderful retrospective!

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

LIxy

We'll have to discuss my recipe for tropical balls sometime.

__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Lixy, totally by the by,

Have you considered changing your name to

LxixyChick?

__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

OF....OMG! I just know I would love tropical balls! I am a warm girl at heart!

And by the by.............WTF do you mean by Lxixy Chick????????????????????????????????????????????? ?? I am totally missing the point on this one!

LOL!

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Big balls, blue balls, bouncing balls ... OH MY!

Whoops ... wrong thread. Just somehow seemed appropriate.

And if the holiday shirt gets to be too much, just know I'd be more than happy to remove ... (perspire) ... it.

You know, come to think of it, I've never SEEN that RADIO show. I live such a sheltered life.

L

__________________
if it feels good do i

sorry damn computer..............
Lixy, if your in pa dutch I am in Maryland come join me defect

__________________
if it feels good do i

the PA Dutch have to be better then the dutch that live around here (me being dutch think I can say this) I could deal with the recipe swaping christmass sweater wearing type I think a lot better then the selfritghous were better then you type any day

__________________
it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell