Just got another one of those pesky emails advertising that I come "see" a young teen do it with a HORSE with a 31 inch cock.



Stupid stupid stupid ads. First of all, young TEEN? Just go away....stupid ad.

Second of all...a HORSE??? oh my god...don't bother emailing me with that sillyness......

and lastly...a 31 inch cock? It's a HORSE cock, of COURSE it's 31 inches....but it's a HORSE cock...my GAWD no interest in that whatsoever.

Sheesh..sorry, ranting. Those ads are just so stupid...

LOL LOL

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I'll tell ya the ones that bug me...when they wanna sell me something to enlarge my breasts...no thank you, my breasts are quite big enough...

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University diplomas? Anybody want a university diploma?? I've got about a million spam ads for them.... and they're all GUARANTEED!!!

CasperTG

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YES! The big breasts and the university diplomas!


And how abou those little cameras?

Have you ever gotten the little pop up ads that say "did YOU know you have PORN on your computer?"



Um...well....YEAH actually I DID know that!
I'm the one that PUT it there!!!!

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The one thing I never see in my e-mail is a good spam blocker...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I hate the ones that tell me they can give me a bigger penis and longer lasting erections... ummm I don't have a penis lol could they not tell by the big boobs? lmao

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I especially enjoy reading all the emails I get from some very rich person from Nigeria who needs MY help getting the funds over to Canada.......millions and millions are at stake and I could get 25 percent.......but first I have to fax my bank account number to them........pluse fly over there and invest hundreds of thousands of dollars to show I am sincere and reliable! LMAO and to think lots of people have fallen for these scams!

Yes Randygal, the spam is a real pain and ifyou hear of some way of filtering it out, please let me know. Quite understand your revulsion at the thought of amusing yourself on a 31" horse cock. Yeucch, digusting!



P.S. Did you take any photos?

ROTFLMAO @ ericthered's P.S.



!!!! LOL LOL

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Tonites junk mail was


"Doctor APPROVED! Make your man 4 inches BIGGER!"


OK well that's nice. SIZE however, is NOT the problem.


Anyone starting to get the Christmas tug-at-your-heartstrings-with-fake-stories-of-poor-waifs-with-no-food-so-please-donate-tons-of-dough-to-charitiesANDballoonsRus emails?

Sheeshhhhhhh......

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well if u have certain email accounts, such as yahoo, all the spam goes into a bulk folder that u can empty with one click. that means u can get rid of all 500 boob enlargement and horse cock adds with one click...

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God takes too long and people are too careless...

My hotmail thinks it can sort them.

5% effective maybe.

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Low Interest Rates Won't Last,
Don't Spend Another Holiday Alone,
And 13 Spam messages in my bulk mail on one e-mail (this is the main e-mail I use, I have another that got so loaded with porn I stopped using it, wait till you see this)

VIAGRA, only $5.99 per pill,
4 credit card ads,
and 65 other junk messages in my inbox
Bulk Mail (get this, this is after only 2 days)............................................. ..

A WHOPPING 120 messages---ALL SPAM.

We all hate it, but it doesn't help to try to use anything to block it.

RG.---I got the same E-mail;about the girl sucking the 31"cock!I
have been getting a bunch of them lately.I don't know how they
get your e-mail address!My wife said to just delete them;not open
them;because they might have a virus attached.They usually have
a clickable site;to remove your e-mail;from their mailing list but I
have filled some out and had them returned as"Undelieverable
Mail"I don't know what you do.I just delete them but they keep
sending them! Irish

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31" cock? thats BULLSHIT! lol

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