April 14 was Cake & Cunnilingus Day!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Doh!

I missed it too...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

*IowaMan looks into his Trick-or-Treat bag*

All I got was a rock.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Curiously,

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Sweetie, cake and pie are not the same.



(Pie eater)

Let them have pie!!!

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

Somebody needs to post these important days ahead of time so we can join in.

Oh WANDA..........................


I LOVE pie

And I bet WW's creamie pie is delicious!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

That's a sucker bet if I've EVER heard one!

(in other words I bet you're right!)

DANG .................I missed out ..........souls just got his tounge pierced and cant do oral till it is healed>>..........Cries and sobs>>>

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I WIN!!!

I missed out too! Well, come to think of it, we did have cake.....LOL

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

There's still time to plan for "No Pants Day" the first Friday in May.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Pants_Day

Damnit I missed that TOO! I'll have to make up for it today.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !