OK, you are out at night, somewhere you arnt supposed to be and you are running late and want to run a lot later....I need some good excuses...

During the winter it is easy here in IL, just blame it on the snow or a car that wont start...but what about when that wont work..


Excuses needed....and the lame or outrageous are welcome

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Perhaps Locusts....or Alien abuductions always work to explain those marks on your ass

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Fish attack!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I think got a bad batch of fish balls.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I was on my way home...when a group of ninjas jumped out from the shadows and attacked me.. Really, I'm lucky to be alive.. I dunno.. It could work!

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just remember love possesses nothing
nor would it ever be possessed
love is love sufficient unto love
and you can figure out the rest
--Jason Mraz

I just have to run out for more Dorritos.































Oh sorry I'm late! The store was out so I had to drive north to get some.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

"DON'T send the ransom!! I finally escaped."








no.... huh?

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I was coming home, really I was. But in a freak case of mistaken identity, I was arrested for the murder of a chicken farmer and her entire flock of birds.

“I was walking out the door to come home and four porn starlets stopped me and said they wanted to make a movie with me and had a room setup around the corner.”


"OK…….. What really happened?"

"I had a flat tire."










Never START with a flat tire story.

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I got on the wrong plane

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Your not gonna believe me I know, but it's the truth.......

I was driving home and noticed my fuel was low. I remembered passing the gas station a ways back so I turned the car around and got a fill up. I guess I was so tired that I started off driving again but in the wrong direction.....By the time I figured out what the hell I had done I thought you would be asleep or I would have called. I'm such an asshole and I am sooooo sorry!!!!!!!!

Not entirely funny, but my Dad actually MET a guy who had gotten on the wrong plane. Flying to Anchorage from LA....kept looking at his watch and saying "damn, aren't we in SF yet?" Dad just couldn't bear to tell the guy.

I'm just going for a long shopping weekend with Summer

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I was streaking naked through this room, singing the YMCA, when...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

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