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Old 07-09-2005, 07:24 AM
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Oh Sweety! Doesn't help to repeat it...but I do think it's a rite of passage! Years from now you'll all look back at this and _________ (fill in the blank in a few years)...

Would it help to know that most little girls have "salons" and with each one a different sense of "doing a do". My older sis (2 years my senior) set up a salon under the kitchen table when I was 3 y/o. Mom had, what seemed to a 3 y/o, a mega gallon bucket of Vasoline. Please don't ask why Mom had such a large jar of the stuff...I never asked and I still don't want to know...ewwwwww! Anyway...sis decided I needed some dippity-do in my long locks (my blonde hair was nearly to my waist) and proceeded to empty the remaining amount of pure petroleum jelly on my head. The worst part is...I sat there and took it! *shrugs* When she was done doing my do...she chopped her hair off and we crawled out from under the table to go do a fashion show for the family. Turned out to be an ass beating show...lol! It took my mother over a week to wash all the grease out of my head! Sis got a bob and has never had long hair since (her own decision). We laugh about it now!
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