OK, time for Funny Storytime, featuring yours truly, LAW.

One day, long long ago when my husband and his best friend were still in high school, they were sitting on the couch together. It was a rainy day, not much to do, and they had worn out all their video games and DVD's. There was a tube of Ben-Gay on the coffee table.
"wonder what would happen if you rubbed this on your weiner?" one asked the other.
"I dunno," he replied, "but I'll try it if you will."
So they both whipped out their peckers and slathered them in BenGay. then they say back on the couch, enjoying the nice, tingling, cooling sensation down below. Then the sensation got hotter...and hotter...the tingling testicles turned to deepfried hotdogs and pretty soon they were running aroung spraddle legged with no pants on screaming "AHHH!! GET IT OFF!!" and fanning their dicks with their hands
After a few more moments of blinding burning pain, husband races down the hall to the bathroom and sticks his manmeat under a cold faucet hoping to wash of the BenGay and relieve himself of this burning sensation. Ah, it works, and he calls to his friend to come do the same. Friend cleans his stuff off, but just as he pulls it from the water, husband's starts to burn again...only this time it's not just the penis...it's the balls, the butthole, the taint, the thighs...his entire groin is on fire! Friend's groin soon follows suit, and we're back to the screaming, jumping, penis fanning routine. Apparantly what seemed like a sensible solution to this problem has made it worse...Instead of washing it off, the water actually diluted the BenGay and caused it to spread all over his nether regions.

I have no idea how this story ends. Frankly, at this point in the story I've always been laughing too hard to pay much attention to the close of the story.
Hope this gave everyone a good chuckle...


Cliff's notes - don't put bengay on your dick.