LOL - I thought for sure I was gonna be the dork... but no.

Carl the Janitor

If you look closely, you see that Carl was once the Shermer High School's Man of the Year. He is now the eyes and ears of this learning institution.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all