1. keep gimpy pimpin as only i can

2. live amongst the apes

3. acquire an '83 Cadillac convertible, canary yellow, ragtops and leopard interior

4. finish my bodysuit as soon as possible

5. find a permanent hair-removal formula

6. have sideburns like the dude from Kentucky Headhunters

7. become head of creative development for any wrestling federation

8. move to Seattle, Ireland, or Scotland (daddy likes him some rain)

9. become just financially well-off enough to pave my yard

10. find an infallible method of wasp/bee/hornet/horsefly decimation

that'll do for now. but likely, it'll change before the day's through.