Just reading the names is a bit scary. The guys, I'm making an assumption that women didn't invent these things, must have found their inspiration for names after watching Battle Bots. Sybian seems like the most attractive name.

A gal that I used to date loved air tools. The sound would get her off, especially impact wrenches. Whenever I had a job to do at the shop with air tools I call and give her a bzurpppp over the phone. She loved it

Sawzall sextoys are scary!