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Old 07-19-2002, 12:10 PM
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Investment Advice~(almost not funny)

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the
beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.
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