Let's see I have several categories of each:
Online: A body shot off of a particular Pixie lady

or two.
Social:
1) Out with the guys - Pitchers of Beer
2) Hanging out - Samuel Adams or Leinenkugal or Fosters
3) Wedding or gambling - Absolut and tonic
4) Formal party - Stoli martini
5) Beach or outdoor activity - Strawberry daquiri
Fucked up:
1) Shots - Goldshlager
2) Shitty, classless party - Keg Stand of cheap beer
3) Formal party - Lots of martinis
4) Sporting event - cheap beer and lots of it
5) Beach or outdoor activity - Daquiri with a floater on top (That's a daquiri with a shot of something, usually rum, on top of it)
Do I have a problem?
CK