if you could legally change yer name to anything, what would it be? wait... i guess you CAN legally change yer name to anything you want... but if it weren't legal and if you-- ah, fuck it. you know what i mean, goddamnit all to the rainbow bridge of Valhalla. please note that Sex Master or Big Johnson will result in an immediate and vicious kick to the most sensitive body part in sight. so do it to it, kids.

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Word, bitch. Silky like a muh-fucka.