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Originally Posted by PantyFanatic

CORN?

... for breakfast??

I thought only the chickens got corn for breakfast.

Why is it white?

......... and look like runny mashed potatoes with beebees in it?

I was kind of hoping you WOULD hold it against me. .............. and let me hold something against you too. I can see I DO require an intensive course "in Southern" though. I would like to enroll in the next night class and will HAPPILY pay double for private tutoring.

Have you never eaten CORN flakes? or CORN Chex? Being that Grits are considered a cereal (the hot kind like oatmeal) it's not that much of a stretch.

And actual field corn (not sweet corn like you get in a can) IS white or at least VERY PALE yellow.

Tuition just increased. You need to start your lessons asap. We have our work cut out for us.