Clint I'll one-up you in Fight Club quotes

"I want to have your abortion." Marla in the book Fight Club

or
the kid: "oh boys look-a what we have heah!"
Bart: "where th' white wimmin at?"
^^^^^later same seg.^^^^^
The Kid" always wash up after weekly cross burnin's , see it's commin off!"
Bart: and for my next impression...... JESSE OWENS!"

I love Blazing saddles

Kyttn

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.