You're very welcome, Denny.

He thinks that saying something sweet to me is going to make me not tell you what he did today, but he's wrong. We went into Blockbuster's to rent some movies, and he farted LOUDLY and tried to blame it on me! WTF??!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~