Some time back I was told what the worst feeling ever is while camping with some of the “big dogs”.
This same subject came up, and soon all the standard tails of confusing the water ladle with the lead ladle while making fishing sinkers and mistakenly drinking molten lead:whiteghos , etc. were told. Then an old fellow from the times when men were men and giants roamed the earth, stated he knew the 2nd worst feeling in the world.
He then told of the day he was hunting alone and nature called. After carefully selecting a hand full of good wiping leaves, he backed up to a log and lowered his pants. As he sits back over and down, he lowers the family jewels right into a bear trap!:redghost:
“WHAM”
After every guy hearing this, involuntarily CRINGES, SQUINTS his eys and COVERS his gonads, somebody asks, “If that’s the SECOND worst pain, what could be worse?”.




"When I ran out of chain!"

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