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PREMATURE EJACULATION

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation,
so he went to see his doctor.

The doctor suggested that the man could solve his
problem by startling himself whenever he thought that
he was going to ejaculate.

So, the man went directly to a sporting goods store
and bought a starter pistol. Then he went home to try
the doctor's advice.

When he got home, he found his wife waiting for him on
their bed,... naked! So he ripped off his clothes and
began making love with her.

Eventually, they wound up in the "69" position and then
the man felt an enormous urge to ejaculate, so he cranked
off a few shots with his new starter pistol.

They next day, he went back to the doctor and reported his
results. He said, "It didn't work out for me, Doc!

When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit 3
inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet
with his hands in the air!"