I don't think you're happy, kids...I'll teach you to be happy...I'l teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

"The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.