I was helping my girlfriend move into her new apartment at college and we decided to take a little break. We plopped on the couch and were soon out of our clothes and fondling each others bodies. Before long I had her on the living room floor working a little tongue on her snatch when someone smacked my ass. Well I startled up and there was her new roommate whom I had only met that morning and she was grinning from ear to ear.
Well my girlfriend freaked out, grabbed clothes and ran for the bathroom. I just got up and slowly put on my clothes, laughing my ass off the whole time. Well my girlfriend never forgave me for laughing like that and we broke up the next day.
On the plus side I starting dating her roomate about a month later when I ran into her at a party, and things went well cause she has been my wife for 4 years.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.