"It's a shame the sewer's have no good chairs to sit on around here"

...beings it's an upholstery shop and we make seating for the world!

But, on a daily basis I make my boss laugh. It's just that every single thing I say to him is a [you'd have to be there for it to make sense] kinda thing!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~