I know. I know. Not really a PEEVE - more like a CRISIS and it happens to everybody but .... in the throes of unbriddled passion, kneeling at the side of the bed munching away and she's got her knees up around her ears and RIGHT AT THE WRONG MOMENT - BRRRAAAAAATTTTT! Talk about orgasmus interruptus...

She wanted to jump out a window. After the initial shock and evacuation of the immediate area, I couldn't stop laughing.

Vaginal farts are funny too. I can still remember the very first time that happened..."what the F.....? " OH. I get it. Like a little air pump when you're in that position....so THAT'S why your eyes are bugging out like that! Important for young couples to learn of these NORMAL things before it happens the first time and they both almost die of shock!!