"Fucked in the ass without any vasaline"

Do I have something tatooed on my forehead that says "______"?

One I like that I haven't used yet, but thought many times... "Your village is looking for you - their idiot is missing."

When I get frustrated I just say "Shit!" or "Fuck" - not very creative

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.