I am full of it...er...them! I have a million...but will only list my top 5 (to spare you the pain of all that reading...lol!)

1) JHCOAB! = Jesus H. Christ On A Bike! (OMG...this is infuriating!)...And I'll only ever say that here once more...any other time you read it, it'll be the letters. Does anyone know what the middle initial stands for?

2) Oh yeah...sure! And my ass is a piano...play me! (When I don't believe a word you are saying)

3) Fuck me royally! (When I've been cheated out of something...but with flair. Hey! Ya gotta give props where props are due...lol!))

4) You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd (it's futile to try it...whatever "it" may be at the time)

5) If that's true...I'll kiss your ass in Macy's window during rush hour while masturbating to a opus played by chimpanzees! (I know you are lying)

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