Yep and I can imagine the real scoop on what she said.

"Like it was so awful. I mean like totally really the worst thing ever to happen to me in my whole entire life. They zapped us with that thingy and like oh my gawd I was so on the floor and like it hurt like really really bad. It was too weird... Sooo gross! I mean like my cell went flying too and I can't find it and I need it ,so like yesterday for all my numbers and then I went to check my makeup and hair and I nearly died right there for real! Oh my gawd....my hair is so gross and yucky now.....puleeeese who has makeup!!!

Sorry I don't know what came over me...