1) How often do you masturbate?
Only when I am really horney, or just had a quickie and decided I need more (after the fact). Possibly 2 times per month.
2) What do you use to masturbate?
Fingers, vibrators, dildo (sometimes all at once) cucumber,
3) Your preferred porn to masturbate to is: any (really)
4) Have you ever masturbated in a group?
Probably, hell I’ve done everything else in a group.
5) Have you ever video taped (or PC cam) yourself masturbating?
No
6) Do you watch yourself masturbate?
No
7) Do you always orgasm when you masturbate?
Most usually
8) Can you/do you enjoy masturbation more than sex? Or differently than sex?
I like masturbation when I can’t be bothered with intercourse…just different
9) When is the last time you masturbated before reading this post?
A few nights ago.
10) Where is the strangest/most exciting place you've masturbated?
On a airplane (in the seat with a blanket over me)
11) Do you ever masturbate anally?
No, not a fan of anal intercourse
12) Do you feel masturbation, whether to porn or not, is healthy?
Heck yeah, and free too
13) Have you ever been 'caught' masturbating when you weren't ready for it?
No
14) Does it turn you on to watch someone else masturbate? Guy or girl?
Yes, girl or guy both work for me
15) What is the most interesting/unique/coolest/strangest way(s) you've found to masturbate that you enjoy.
Rubbing against shopping carts (bumping into them), sewing beads into panties near my clit, can wear them most anyplace…just position the bed when ready…

__________________
Where am I going; and why am I in a Handbasket?