The 12 Days of Christmas Drinking


On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 Gin and Tonics,

11 Tequila Slammers,

10 Double Vodkas,

9 Shots of Whiskey,

8 Pints of Bitter,

7 Rum and Blacks,

6 Southern Comforts,

5 Snakebites and black,

4 Stomach Aches,

3 Dodgy Curries,

2 Throwings up,

and a trip to casualty....

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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