and another one hope you enjoy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
> the one in charge.
> "I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run all the body's
> systems, so without me nothing would happen".
>
> I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
> over, so without me you'd all waste away."
>
> "I should be in charge, " said the stomach, "because I process food and
> give all of you energy."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the legs, " because I carry the body
> wherever it needs to go."
>
> "I should be in charge," said the eyes, " because I allow the body to see
> where it goes."
>
> "I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for
> waste removal."
>
> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a
> huff, he shut down tight.
>
> Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
> bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.
> They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
>
> The Moral of the story? Assholes are usually in charge ..

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Yet within strange eons even death may die
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