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Old 06-01-2002, 04:43 PM
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sorry ive got to post this one which a friend sent me

The lost Dr Seuss Poem

I Love My Job!

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love the office and it's location
I hate to have to go on vacation
I love the furniture, drab and grey,
And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
There is nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love my computer and its software.
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each programme and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the firm, I am.
I love this work,
I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job - I'll say it again
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to
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