Thanks smithy for reviving this thread...I'd missed it also. And, teddy, a special thanks for starting this "illuminating" thread.

I've always thought men could offer good advice. In fact, here's a question I recently received and my advice:

Q: I caught my husband watching porn last night. How disgusting is THAT?


A: Porn is a man’s form of culture. The more X’s, the more cultural it is. You should be pleased that your husband has such refined tastes. You might want to consider expanding your cultural horizons by performing with your best friend in front of a video camera. I’m sure your husband has sufficient culture to be able to critique your movie well. His approval mechanism may be slightly different than the traditional “thumbs” up gesture, though. Oh! And by the way, instead of offering popcorn while he watches your movie, I suggest you just perform oral sex on him and then cook him a nice meal.